Every article about Winnipeg ever tableclothcape:
COLD
‘despite popular belief, it is a place that exists’
SO COLD
‘heart of the continent,’ ‘geographical centre of North America,’ ‘incredible geographic isolation’
SO VERY COLD
violent crime, ‘murder capital of Canada’
I-I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE
slurpees
CHRIST ON A CRACKER WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BUILD A CITY HERE
Winnipeg Jets
DON’T YOU SEE THIS IS GOD’S WAY OF TRYING TO KILL YOU
And the flooding.
(via fuckyeahcanada)